Essays

My magnum opus. What I'm thinking about when I'm sick and tired of fixing bugs. Lengthy ramblings about everything and nothing.

My Aqua Terra Golf won't get me under 72 but at least I can try aping Rory
A tail of two merge requests.
Rolex Color Theory & History, hermetically sandwiched between personal anecdotes.
Stacking massive discounts due to questionable UI design choices
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My newfound and short-lived running obsession
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You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies
Emerald EnigmaWanted to share a GIF of my long-time Grail, new acquisition, and first Rolex — the 116610LV Submariner. I’ve wanted the Hulk for quite a while …
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