Essays

My magnum opus. What I'm thinking about when I'm sick and tired of fixing bugs. Lengthy ramblings about everything and nothing.

Shaping Your Thinking

credit to the realGeorgeHotz

Oct 12, 2023 •

The case for Ω and next steps

My Aqua Terra Golf won't get me under 72 but at least I can try aping Rory

Sep 27, 2022 •

The Only Pull Request that Passed in the House of Commons

A tail of two merge requests.

Sep 27, 2022 •

Does the Dial Match the Mask?

Rolex Color Theory & History, hermetically sandwiched between personal anecdotes.

Apr 7, 2021 •

Hacking Foodpanda to get 50% off orders

Stacking massive discounts due to questionable UI design choices

Mar 22, 2021 •

Strava Slut | From Couch to Half (21km)

My newfound and short-lived running obsession

Feb 2, 2021 •

Billions of Views

You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies

Dec 6, 2020 •

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